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Cloverfield [BLU-RAY] (Paramount Home Entertainment, 6.3.2008) Disguised under deliberately goofy, yet deliciously edible-sounding, aliases such as Cheese and Slusho, Matt Reeves' Cloverfield was produced and rushed into theaters under an equally appetizing shroud of secrecy. From last year's incredibly elusive Super Bowl ad to the film's viral marketing campaign, Cloverfield had everybody scratching their heads and drooling in anticipation. Aside from the as-yet untitled title and the Blair Witch-ian visual style, the film's biggest appeal was the enigmatic creature who was last (un)seen hurling the decapitated head of the Statue of Liberty onto the crowded streets of New York City. All we knew about the mysterious beast was that it was big and angry. Now that the highy-anticipated project has come and gone, one question has fortunately been answered: Cloverfield was a major success. (continued)

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Giuliani vs. Wilson

Rudolph Giuliani has a brief but significant mention in Charlie Wilson's War (Universal, 12.25) . It's just a quick line in a consultation scene between Rep. Charlie Wilson (Tom Hanks) and his secretaries over his being investigated for snorting cocaine at a hot-tub party in Las Vegas in '86. The debauch is depicted at the very beginning of the Mike Nichols film.


(l.) the real Rep. Charlie Wilson; (r.) Rudolph Giuliani

Wilson asks a secretary, "Who's running the thing? Who's the prosecutor?" She answers, "Rudolph Giuliani. From the Southern District." Another assistant asks, "Do you know him?" Wilson says "no."

The scene is obviously telling us that Giuliani was an opportunist looking to make headlines...which he was. Guliani was appointed U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of New York in '83, and it was in this position that he first gained national prominence by prosecuting various mafiosos and white-collar criminals including Wall Street's Ivan Boesky and Michael Milken for insider trading.

Wilson once said of Giuliani's interest in his recreational Vegas sojourn: "It's absolutely astounding the lengths to which the Justice Department have gone to try and figure out what I did in a hot tub in Las Vegas. If they had put the same resources into drug trafficking,,,there would be half as much heroin coming into the United States as there is now."

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on November 27, 2007 at 8:58 PM

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erniesouchak Author Profile Page says ...

I guess Rudy didn't go after the mafiosos (-i?) in his own family?

Posted by erniesouchak Author Profile Page at November 27, 2007 10:12 PM

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BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

And now the oppurtunistic headline-seeking Prosecutor going after Bernie Kerik may bring down Giuliani. Good riddance.

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at November 27, 2007 10:17 PM

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T. Holly Author Profile Page says ...

Ach, "Giuliani's first marriage was to his second cousin" http://www.nndb.com/people/587/000024515/

Posted by T. Holly Author Profile Page at November 27, 2007 11:08 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

"It's absolutely astounding the lengths to which the Justice Department have gone to try and figure out what I did in a hot tub in Las Vegas. If they had put the same resources into drug trafficking,,,there would be half as much heroin coming into the United States as there is now."

Insert, "if I hadn't let the Taliban run amok after funding their jihad against the Soviets", and I'll agree with you, Chuck.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 12:05 AM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

That statement wouldn't fit anywhere in what he said and still make sense. It's a non sequitur.

Please stop posturing.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 12:13 AM

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Walter Sobchak Author Profile Page says ...

(I've run this line before but I'll keep doing it anyway)

"Rudy is a hero. He was truly America's mayor after the way he handled 9/11. Such leadership. Such courage........... what's that? He's running for president as a Republican? Why he's the most evil, crooked, hate-filled man this nation has ever seen!... In fact, he probably CAUSED 9/11!"

Posted by Walter Sobchak Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 12:38 AM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

Actually that's a little backwards. Rudy was pretty unpopular in NYC until 9/11 happened thanks to some of his more divisive policies. He wouldn't be running if he hadn't looked basically competent in the aftermath when the rest of the country's leaders were hiding.

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 12:42 AM

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BurmaShave Author Profile Page says ...

"9/11 happened thanks to some of his more divisive policies."

How's that?

Unless I misread. Do you mean he was pretty unpopular because of his divisive policies until 9/11? Even so, it's sadly untrue. He was always supported by the bluehaired and the law and order types, Dick Nixon's great silent majority.

Posted by BurmaShave Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 1:10 AM

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Heleno Author Profile Page says ...

Call me naive, but I just took that as a throwaway joke, based on Giuliani's then-obscurity comparative to his worldwide fame nowadays.

Posted by Heleno Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 1:53 AM

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swordandpen Author Profile Page says ...

Giuliani was always a divisive presence in New York before September 11th and he was wearing out his welcome by the end of his term.

Plus, I never thought he did anything special on September 11th except do his job while opportunistically grabbing the spotlight. If the governor had grabbed the spotlight that day and read victim's names, the media and public would have been calling him a hero.

All of this talk about Giuliani's leadership and courage that day has been awfully phony from the start. But the media needed to anoint someone a hero that day. Unfortunately, the myth continues years later and people are being suckered to vote for him based on it.

Posted by swordandpen Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 5:13 AM

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Mgmax Author Profile Page says ...

Rudy Giuliani had the support of a tiny majority of New Yorkers, but alienated the vast minority with media access...

Posted by Mgmax Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 5:27 AM

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carla kolchak Author Profile Page says ...

Off-topic, but is anybody else getting Trojan virus warnings whenever they try to access H-E? I've been getting them for three days, now.

Posted by carla kolchak Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 8:11 AM

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Jason Author Profile Page says ...

Carla,

You're probably encountering hijacked banner ads. It's the latest malware scourge and it's plaguing major sites.

Read this for more information:
http://www.wired.com/techbiz/media/news/2007/11/doubleclick

Posted by Jason Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 8:43 AM

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Hopscotch Author Profile Page says ...

There's another throwaway line in the script alluding to another top GOP presidential candidate.

jeff did that one make the cut?

Posted by Hopscotch Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 8:56 AM

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Josh Massey Author Profile Page says ...

Ugh. I always find it irritating when a period piece winks at its audience like that. Puke.

The worst example, of course, were Billy Zane's throwaway Titanic lines insulting Pablo Picasso, just to prove how stupid his character was.

Posted by Josh Massey Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 9:17 AM

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christian Author Profile Page says ...

Tom Hanks blowing rails with secretaries in hot tubs?

I'm doubly there.

Posted by christian Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 9:29 AM

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Rich S. Author Profile Page says ...

Sorry to get off topic, but on Ebert's website today, he has a 1970 interview with Groucho Marx. And, yes, christian, he mentions Skidoo.

Posted by Rich S. Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 9:34 AM

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christian Author Profile Page says ...

I was going to point out that Ebert even posted a story on his 1968 SKIDOO set visit a couple weeks back, but modesty....Heh Heh.

Posted by christian Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 9:39 AM

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Mgmax Author Profile Page says ...

The worst example, of course, were Billy Zane's throwaway Titanic lines insulting Pablo Picasso, just to prove how stupid his character was.

I couldn't get past the apparent fact that Les Demoiselles d'Avignon was supposed to have gone down with the ship. That's like Abraham Lincoln going down with the Titanic, we KNOW that didn't happen!

Posted by Mgmax Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 9:43 AM

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nemo Author Profile Page says ...

We know Les Demoiselles d'Avignon had to survive the Titanic in order to take that end-of-WWII ride on The Train with Burt Lancaster!

Posted by nemo Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 10:13 AM

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christian Author Profile Page says ...

Stop it! Next thing you know you'll be telling me that English ladies never flipped off anybody off as the ship was going down!

Posted by christian Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 10:54 AM

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jeffmcm Author Profile Page says ...

Burmashave, there should have been a comma in there. Rudy had nothing to do with causing 9/11 (although he did think it was a good idea to put his command center in the city's most obvious target).

Posted by jeffmcm Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 11:42 AM

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carla kolchak Author Profile Page says ...

Thanks, Jason. That looks similar to what's happening to me, although it is my own anti-virus software that is picking up the run attempts by unknown scripts (not every visit to this site, but on most visits to this site over the past few days). Script execution is blocked by my anti-virus program and my browser window is not hijacked and taken to another site.

Posted by carla kolchak Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 11:50 AM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

swordandpen: "Plus, I never thought he did anything special on September 11th except do his job while opportunistically grabbing the spotlight."

If he did his job, he'd have actually taken the advice not to leave the radio tower in the same building it was blown up in the first time.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 3:40 PM

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rocco Author Profile Page says ...

Not a big fan of cubism, myself, Josh.

Jeff's hatred for Italians runs so deep I'm surprised he's able to look past the vowel at the end of Obama. I hate to be "that guy", but he's more than demonstrated it in columns past.

Giuliani may be a whacko, a republican whacko at that, but what front-running politician ISN'T an opportunist?? Can you imagine the arrogance it requires one to possess to believe THEIR ideas, while perhaps not perfect, are the best for the country?

What's the standard here? This is a quality all politicans have. Are there degrees of how bad shit can smell? Seriously.

Posted by rocco Author Profile Page at November 28, 2007 4:58 PM

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