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Cloverfield [BLU-RAY] (Paramount Home Entertainment, 6.3.2008) Disguised under deliberately goofy, yet deliciously edible-sounding, aliases such as Cheese and Slusho, Matt Reeves' Cloverfield was produced and rushed into theaters under an equally appetizing shroud of secrecy. From last year's incredibly elusive Super Bowl ad to the film's viral marketing campaign, Cloverfield had everybody scratching their heads and drooling in anticipation. Aside from the as-yet untitled title and the Blair Witch-ian visual style, the film's biggest appeal was the enigmatic creature who was last (un)seen hurling the decapitated head of the Statue of Liberty onto the crowded streets of New York City. All we knew about the mysterious beast was that it was big and angry. Now that the highy-anticipated project has come and gone, one question has fortunately been answered: Cloverfield was a major success. (continued)

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Not a bad film

"I'm the guy who wrote you a few weeks ago after seeing Ed Zwick's Blood Diamond, and I wanted to add that I actually think the film has a good chance of being pretty successful," reader John Robie wrote earlier today. "Although I wasn't very high on it, it very well could get good word-of-mouth from people who will be persuaded into thinking it's an important film.

"Blood Diamond is in the realm of The Last Samurai, which had a lot of support from mainstream filmgoers. A lot of my friends who don't go to movies often and who tend to stay away from critical hits like Babel really liked Samurai a lot. Some even list it as one of their favorite films. I know, I know -- I need to stop hanging with people like that.

"Point is, Zwick knows how to make movies that average folks think are works of art. Blood Diamond is a film for people who were bored by The Constant Gardener or preferred Crash over Magnolia. Not a bad film by any means -- just not as powerful as it should have been. I don't think it'll be nominated for any awards, but I can definitely see people going to see it and recommending it to their friends."

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Posted by Jeffrey Wells on October 30, 2006 at 6:29 PM

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Josh Massey Author Profile Page says ...

I was bored by "The Constant Gardener," but also by "Crash" (and loved "Magnolia"). Where do I fit in?

Zwick is still coasting with my good will for "Glory," incidentally. I keep hoping he'll make something that good again.

Posted by Josh Massey Author Profile Page at October 30, 2006 8:50 PM

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p.Vice Author Profile Page says ...

"movies that average folks think are works of art."

Sounds like this is going to be heading for Jeffrey's best of the year list.

Posted by p.Vice Author Profile Page at October 30, 2006 9:04 PM

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Tram Author Profile Page says ...

I was not only bored by The Constant Gardener, I hated it, too!

So I'll echo Josh Massey's sentiments.

Posted by Tram Author Profile Page at October 30, 2006 10:12 PM

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OddDuck Author Profile Page says ...

p.Vice, why the ashhole post? It wasn't even that funny, just meanspirited and, well, asshole-ish. While there are plenty of times when people, including Wells, need to be called on shit, it's annoying useless "I think I'm being clever in this putdown" lines like yours that really just serve to waste space. You're a dick.

Posted by OddDuck Author Profile Page at October 30, 2006 10:16 PM

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dangovich Author Profile Page says ...

Ed Zwick=Hack.

Posted by dangovich Author Profile Page at October 30, 2006 10:18 PM

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D.Z. Author Profile Page says ...

Blood Diamond will not even come close to Last Samurai, because: 1)No one buys Leo as a merc, 2) The Last Samurai was basically an R-rated version of Shogun, not a socially relevant drama, and 3)Tom Cruise, even at his least popular, can easily bring them in to the box office better than Leo.

Posted by D.Z. Author Profile Page at October 31, 2006 1:10 AM

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austin111 Author Profile Page says ...

But I have to say this, CRASH WAS A BETTER FILM THAN MAGNOLIA!!!! I love all the big critical hits, too, but dammit -- Magnolia was a self-conscious, self-important overbloated tit of a film meant for "cinephiles" to sit around and bore their friends over. Some may say the same about CRASH, but at least I could relate to that one. Raining frogs and all, Magnolia is quite possibly one of the most overrated films of all time. If Blood Diamond is anywhere near Crash, I won't find it hard to sit through at least.

Posted by austin111 Author Profile Page at October 31, 2006 5:36 AM

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NYCBusybody Author Profile Page says ...

I thought Magnolia was fairly well done, but The Constant Gardner was a hideous bore, so who knows.

And yes, I think Jeff gets a huge hard-on for anything that speaks ill of the average Joe, or that the average Joe wouldn't like. He's an elitist through and through.

And thanks, D.Z., for reminding me of Shogun. *full body shudder* Watching "Inglese" Richard Chamberlain boldly shout "Wakarimas...EN!" is one of the lowlights of my entertainment-watching career.

Posted by NYCBusybody Author Profile Page at October 31, 2006 7:35 AM

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