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Christopher Smith's Severance (Magnolia, 3.07) , a reputedly witty horror-thriller, shot to the top of my Toronto must-see list earlier today when I found out it's being screened at this weekend's Telluride Film Festival. I don't know when a horror film of any kind last played Tellruride, but obviously it wouldn't have been accepted if it hadn't been two or three cuts above the norm.

"Personally I think that horror comedy is veyr hard to do really well," says a buyer who saw it at Cannes last May, "but I think Smith really nails it. And it's intelligent to boot."
I'm told that if you're a fan of Dilbert and "Dilbert humor", you'll enjoy Severance's brand of humor a bit more fully.
Severance is about an international arms dealer who treats his six employees to a mountain retreat getaway in Eastern Europe. And of course, they all get knocked off one by one...but not by a monster. They're attacked by a renegade band of mercenaries looking to settle a score with the arms dealer because he screwed them on a deal.
I haven't quoted a review from the IMDB in a long time but fuck it. It's from Kris60 from Berkeley, and it starts off by saying that "yes, it's a slasher movie by definition: people meet horrific ends through discomforting means. But unlike slasher movies with sophomoric scripts, this one get points for smart dialogue, strong political perspective and a high humor quotient.
"The title might persuade some that it;s a reference to losing one's job. And upon hearing it's a slasher film, one might think the reference cuts more towards Marie Antoinette. Both are borne out, yet the title's other reference -- which comes quietly but cleverly to light at the conclusion -- is somberly delightful.
"For the squeamish, give this one a pass -- you won't make it past the first bit of nastiness. For those who are a little braver, but wouldn't usually attend a film in which most of the cast is guaranteed to wind up sprung from this mortal coil, do give this one a go. You'll be pleasantly surprised! "
The screenplay is by Smith and James Moran, and the costars are Danny Dyer, Laura Harris, Tim McInnerny, Toby Stephens, Claudie Blakley, Andy Nyman, Babou Ceesay and David Gilliam.
Posted by Jeffrey Wells on August 29, 2006 at 3:56 PM
comment #1
Dixon Steele
says ...
Jeff,
With the blonde in that photo, it's obvious why you want to see it.
Posted by Dixon Steele
at August 29, 2006 5:47 PM
comment #2
MagillaOrangutang
says ...
That girl makes me want to buy her things.
Posted by MagillaOrangutang
at August 29, 2006 5:53 PM
comment #3
actionman
says ...
if that hottie walks around for the entire movie like that I will go regardless of my normal dislike of horror movies.
Posted by actionman
at August 29, 2006 6:16 PM
comment #4
tholl-yung
says ...
I don't know, they look like man boobs to me.
Posted by tholl-yung
at August 29, 2006 6:37 PM
comment #5
tholl-yung
says ...
Sorry to give you such a hard time, but will you be leaking all the way til Thursday?
Posted by tholl-yung
at August 29, 2006 6:47 PM
comment #6
Hallick
says ...
Okay, you stoked me. Now I wanna see it.
I really like how the guy in picture has an expression on his face like he's just realized, "is it my concussion, or has this girl on my left totally got her boobs out? And if so - why is my arm wrapped around the girl who doesn't?"
But then the expression on the topless girl's face looks like the guy just planted his hand on her ass - after all they've gone through!
Posted by Hallick
at August 29, 2006 8:04 PM
comment #7
PaulKolas
says ...
The caption for the picture should read, "I'm never going on that fucking ride again".
Posted by PaulKolas
at August 29, 2006 8:24 PM
comment #8
Jeff
says ...
AICN ran a very positve review of it last week
Posted by Jeff
at August 29, 2006 8:40 PM
comment #9
Dixon Steele
says ...
T.H.,
If those look like "man boobs" to you, you've seen Brokeback Mountain too many times.
Posted by Dixon Steele
at August 29, 2006 8:48 PM
comment #10
VanDyck
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Tim McInnerny?
You've sold me.
Posted by VanDyck
at August 30, 2006 3:33 AM
comment #11
The Hoyk
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I've seen it. Very entertaining. Just hope not too much gets blown in the trailer.
Just to warn you though, without divulging too much about the movie, those two girls are not part of the main cast of characters. Nobody as hot as them have ever worked in an office I've slaved in. :(
Posted by The Hoyk
at August 30, 2006 5:04 AM
comment #12
tholl-yung
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Dixon, I'm just a spoiled hetero woahman.
Posted by tholl-yung
at August 30, 2006 10:03 AM
comment #13
lesterg
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The British trailer is painful to watch. I'm assuming it's the product of a less-than-stellar marketing department and not a true reflection of the film itself.
The one sheet should be the image Jeff posted - that would at least guarantee some solid rentals.
Posted by lesterg
at August 30, 2006 1:30 PM
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