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Cloverfield [BLU-RAY] (Paramount Home Entertainment, 6.3.2008) Disguised under deliberately goofy, yet deliciously edible-sounding, aliases such as Cheese and Slusho, Matt Reeves' Cloverfield was produced and rushed into theaters under an equally appetizing shroud of secrecy. From last year's incredibly elusive Super Bowl ad to the film's viral marketing campaign, Cloverfield had everybody scratching their heads and drooling in anticipation. Aside from the as-yet untitled title and the Blair Witch-ian visual style, the film's biggest appeal was the enigmatic creature who was last (un)seen hurling the decapitated head of the Statue of Liberty onto the crowded streets of New York City. All we knew about the mysterious beast was that it was big and angry. Now that the highy-anticipated project has come and gone, one question has fortunately been answered: Cloverfield was a major success. (continued)

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With Basic Instinct 2 arriving this Friday, here's an amusing piece about unwanted sequels by L.A. Daily News critic Glenn Whipp. One of the the misbegotten is Oliver's Story, a 1978 sequel to Love Story. I remember this film's poster fondly, or rather a dialogue- added variation. I saw it on a New York subway station wall just after the film opened in December '78. The graffiti dialogue made me laugh, and I've told people about it for years and they've laughed, so I'll try it out on the readership. This isn't a family column, but I'm going to use polite language anyway because it won't be very funny if I use the original terminology. Consider the image on the poster and that famous "love means never having to say you're sorry" line from Love Story. The dialogue balloons had O'Neal saying to costar Candice Bergen, "I'm sorry but since we're already in this position may I have sex with you in a way that's guaranteed not to get you pregnant?" And Bergen answered, "I'd prefer another method of sexual congress that's just as much of an assurance in that regard."