Discland
edited by Jonathan Doyle
Cloverfield [BLU-RAY] (Paramount Home Entertainment, 6.3.2008) Disguised under deliberately goofy, yet deliciously edible-sounding, aliases such as Cheese and Slusho, Matt Reeves' Cloverfield was produced and rushed into theaters under an equally appetizing shroud of secrecy. From last year's incredibly elusive Super Bowl ad to the film's viral marketing campaign, Cloverfield had everybody scratching their heads and drooling in anticipation. Aside from the as-yet untitled title and the Blair Witch-ian visual style, the film's biggest appeal was the enigmatic creature who was last (un)seen hurling the decapitated head of the Statue of Liberty onto the crowded streets of New York City. All we knew about the mysterious beast was that it was big and angry. Now that the highy-anticipated project has come and gone, one question has fortunately been answered: Cloverfield was a major success. (continued)

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I don't like the trailer

I don't like the trailer for The DaVinci Code at all. Does anyone? Ron Howard's thriller (due 5.16.06 from Columbia) might be a clas- sic, but the trailer makes it seem like shameless formulaic dreck. That shot of an alarmed Tom Hanks and Audrey Tatou running together and holding hands...is there a more detestable action- thriller cliche in the book? I still say Hanks looks too old and too big for Tatou -- she's this little French Tinkerbell and he's this tall, hulking guy with crow's feet. And that naked bald guy lying dead on the floor of the Louvre, a victim of a sacrifical killing... c'mon! They're obviously aiming at devout Christians who are still invested in the legend of Yeshua's divine avoidance of female companionship, blah, blah. I don't live on that planet. I don't live in that solar system...proudly.

Posted by Jeffrey Wells on December 31, 2005 at 9:34 AM

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